That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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