Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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