We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
