Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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