if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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