it hurts more in the daytime
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?