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• (626): View more from California

  I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need a plan...

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  Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy

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• (516): View more from New York

  "guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

  (516): View more from New York

  Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.

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