Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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