I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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