Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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i believe in u and ur pee
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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