So drunk its hurt
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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