dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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