kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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