if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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