so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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