wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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