I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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