dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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