Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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