quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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