there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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