Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
