their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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