There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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