Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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