think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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