GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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