Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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