So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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