Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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