her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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