is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i think i just lost a toe
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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