butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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