I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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