we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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