I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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