and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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