I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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