apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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