god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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