What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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