I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
NoShamevember. You game?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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