how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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