Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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