Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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