Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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