She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he had hair everywhere except his balls
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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