used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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