all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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