What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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