I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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