are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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