i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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