what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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