Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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