Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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