Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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