i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
there is puke in my bra ... again
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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