Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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