I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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