if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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