I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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