He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Also, beer. Big fan.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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